How do you make yourself cry?

Question

How do you make yourself cry?
thinking of something sad does not help me at all!

Answer

The main things I do to make myself cry are to remember really bad things that Ive done but not told my parents about and and the truth will come sooner or later, not to learn and then when I get a negative mark I cry and last but not least when I watch anime and good characters die, I cry. Dont laugh at me. I forgot one thing, you could stay hours every day in front of your computer.